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Chef Turdyturdkins,
I hate you and your ass face. The school has many, many fine instructors, but you, mi amigo, are not a fine instructor. In fact - at your best - when you are actually endeavoring to teach and not to (a) play with your computer(s), (b) flirt with the pretty girl in the class, (c) whine about how hot the class is (Note: It's a kitchen you stupid SOB. It's supposed to be hot.), (d) stroke your own ego, (e) not taste the food or check to see if it's cooked properly, or (f) attend to all of the above, you are a very average instructor who consistently grades the girls (HOOTERS!!) better than the boys (who are less fun because they have no hooters, but still fun because they can be your pal) and generally teaches me nothing more than how to try to learn things and cook skillfully while under the watchful eye of an utter turd. You suck.
Love and a big ol' hearty UP YOURS, MUTHATRUCKER,
grumpypants
Posted at June 14, 2006 9:51 PM
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sit and spin turdy!!!
Posted by: amy at June 16, 2006 10:57 AM
and no more of him at last!!!
Posted by: karleen at June 16, 2006 7:59 PM
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