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aclu
bacon lover
bakerina
caffeine and nicotine
coffee achiever
contentious
crazy us
dooce
economist
gawker
get crafty
grits nyc
jhc fotolog
jitterbean girl
kfk fotolog
kitchenman
laid-off dad
landon in key west
mighty girl
mighty goods
mimi smartypants
not well planned
onion
petit hiboux
piehole
pretentious
rock star diary
secret agent josephine
slate
smitten
sta.r
the man
» Look - it's a baby!!!
» There's a tear in my beer 'cause I'm cryin' for you, dear! (Or, "Shut up, kid! Mama is watchin' her stories!!")
» An Open Letter to My Stomach
» Starting on the road to Mommydom
» Is It A Bird? A Plane? Or A Spongebob?
» Happy, Dancing Aliens
» Yeah, yeah, so I haven't posted in five-hundred-million-billion-trillion years, so what?
Dear Sponge,
Just look what your Auntie Jocelyn has sent you to wear when we go to your grandma and grandpa's house! You're going to look so darn cute when you spit up all over it - your dad and I can't wait to see it!!
And it's true, sweet pea, Mama does drink because you cry. And poop. And because you ripped her sweet lil' body asunder when you entered the world, not unlike a water buffalo enters a swallow's nest. But don't you worry, punkin', by the time you can wear this shirt your Mama is gonna be hotter and have waaaaaaay better knockers than the lady on this eye-catchin' outfit, and all will be forgiven.
Until you cry again . . . .
Love and a tall, stiff drink,
grumpypants
Posted at October 26, 2005 07:39 AM
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LOVE IT! you need to get the milf one soon too!
Posted by: amy at October 26, 2005 11:49 AM
We're already at the Buying Clever Onesies stage??? If so, hoo boy do YOU have a package heading your way!
Posted by: Neighbor Stacey at October 26, 2005 02:10 PM
AHHAHA ah aha ha ah ahahahhaahaha ha ahahaha
I couldn't resist.
Posted by: jocelyn at October 27, 2005 12:23 PM
More fun onesies and baby shirts are on the way at this site...check it out:
www.tommyrottees.com
Posted by: Jo at October 28, 2005 01:24 PM
I love this site! I need the I heart prescription drugs shirt!
Posted by: Laura at October 28, 2005 02:07 PM
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